Most of our feel-good stories on immigration are centered around the deportation of illegal resource-draining mujeres y hombres. Now we have a new spin to put sloppy grins on thy facial areas. A new type of people are being targeted by ICE. Hundreds of violent illegal Iraqis were arrested by our friendly neighborhood ICEmen.
U.S. immigration authorities have arrested and moved to deport 199 Iraqi immigrants, mostly from the Detroit area, in the last three weeks after Iraq agreed to accept deportees as part of a deal removing it from President Donald Trump’s travel ban, officials said on Wednesday.
In the Detroit area, 114 Iraqi nationals were arrested over the weekend, and 85 throughout the rest of the country over the past several weeks, Gillian Christensen, a U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokeswoman, said in a statement.
The overwhelming majority of those arrested had criminal convictions for crimes including murder, rape, assault, kidnapping, burglary, drug trafficking, weapons violations and other offenses, Christensen said.
At least some of those arrested came to the United States as children, got in trouble and already served their sentences, according to immigration attorneys and activists. Some have lived in the United States so long they no longer speak Arabic.
These aliens brought much stabbery, substance abuse sharing, and lack of restraint for keeping their peckers in place. Such icky actions made ICE’s job easy. Easy as a drunk Amy Schumer.
Look it, illegal immigration is a problem regardless of where the immigrants hail from. We like to joke about our tac0-slinging compadres south of the border, but clearly our halal-enthusiasts are just as problematic. When one enters a country illegally, one has already flouted the laws. Ergo their respect for laws is as strict as Amy Schumer’s sexual standards. Yes, I realize I already took a pot shot at sweet Amy. What’s your point?
Borders matter. Vetting people entering this country matters. Getting illegal aliens, regardless of their country of origin, out of the USA, is a matter of national security, national sovereignty and basic safety of American citizenry. It’s got nothing to do with racism or Islamophobia. If illegal Canadians were squirting maple syrup on innocent bystanders, I’d want their lily white posteriors gone too, eh?
Also, Islam still sucks hard. Which is probably what most of these Iraqi angels practice, yeah?