The Polls Are In And Kid Rock Just Got Some Awesome News...

The Polls Are In And Kid Rock Just Got Some Awesome News In His Run For Senate


Kid Rock recently announced his run for senate and things are looking really good for him. Politico just ran an article called “Senator Kid Rock. Don’t Laugh.” urging people to take his run seriously, and not make the mistakes they made when they failed to take Donald Trump seriously.

The group Delphi Analytica surveyed 668 Michigan Residents and found that Kid Rock was beating his opponent Debbie Stabenow. “Of respondents who stated a preference between Debbie Stabenow and Robert Ritchie (Kid Rock), 54% stated they would vote for Ritchie while 46% said they would vote for Debbie Stabenow. These results could indicate that Ritchie is a popular figure in Michigan, Debbie Stabenow is unpopular, or some combination of concurrent trends,” said the study.

It also noted that 44% of those surveyed were undecided. “The relatively large, 44%, number of undecided respondents may be due to the early stages of the campaign,” they wrote.

Texas Governor Greg Abbot tweeted the news. “IT’S HAPPENING! New poll has Kid Rock leading Debbie Stabenow. THIS will shake up Washington,” tweeted Abbot.

Republican political consultant Dennis Lennox predicted Kid Rock’s victory. “Presuming Kid Rock doesn’t get caught in bed with a little boy, or beat up a woman between now and August 2018, he’s going to win the nomination if he gets in. I think there’s no question about that. I think he’s the prohibitive favorite if he gets in,” he said.