“The Democrats Are ‘Shattin’ In Their Pantaloons” Kid Rock Gets Incredible News...

“The Democrats Are ‘Shattin’ In Their Pantaloons” Kid Rock Gets Incredible News In Run For Senate


Outspoken rock star Robert Ritchie, otherwise known as Kid Rock, shocked America when he announced that he would be running for senate. And much to the shock and terror of the liberal media, Kid Rock has been winning in all of the polls. Kid Rock wrote a blog post detailing the experience so far.

“I was beyond overwhelmed with the response I received from community leaders, D.C. pundits, and blue-collar folks that are just simply tired of the extreme left and right bullsh*t. As part of the excitement surrounding this possible campaign, I decided to take a hard look to see if there was real support for me as a candidate and my message or if it was just because it was a fresh new news story,” wrote Kid Rock.

“The one thing I’ve seen over and over is that although people are unhappy with the government, too few are even registered to vote or do anything about it. We have over a year left until an actual election, so my first order of business is to get people engaged and registered to vote while continuing to put out my ideas on ways to help working class people in Michigan and America all while still calling out these jackass lawyers who call themselves politicians,” he wrote.

“Since the announcement, the media has speculated this was a ploy to sell shirts or promote something,” he said while criticizing the media.

“One thing is for sure though…The democrats are ‘shattin’ in their pantaloons’ right now…and rightfully so! We will be scheduling a press conference in the next 6 weeks or so to address this issue amongst others, and if I decide to throw my hat in the ring for US Senate, believe me… it’s game on mthrfkers. — Kid Rock” he wrote. Check out the full post here.